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Clay
Snakespeare is a fresh author, although he already wrote short stories
for some magazines. His first novel "Once Upon A Cup Of Tea" received the
best critics. |
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Day90: 1972
Day87: 2466
Day86: 2242
Day85: 1868
Day84: 2669 |
Jane's Cat
by Clay Snakespeare
Can a cat collect all memories,
feelings and attitudes from the household members in order to behave on
their behalf? Jane's Cat is a strange, funny and complex story about a
woman who lives alone with her cat, until she suspects the cat to take
control over her life.
"...other day. When she
returned from a hard day at the office, her cat was waiting for her outside.
Jane picked it up, hugged it and thought to herself that this little creature
used to be nothing without her. That day, when she found this cat in a
box that someone threw in her backyard. The cat was starving and depended
on her. But lately... she felt the cat was too much in charge around here...
whatever she did the cat was there, inspecting, observing, absorbing...
her suspections reached a state of fear the day she found the cat had destroyed
the discount coupon that someone left on her path. Jane always destroyed
stupid cupons, she could not afford stupid products no matter how cheap
they were. But why did the cat destroy the coupon for her? One day she
even found that someone had prepared a check in her check book in order
to pay the repairman. Nobody could access that check book... except the
cat... Jane walked inside. She needed a cup of tea and a minute on her
own. To her surprise the teakettle was already on, the water was about
to boil. A mug was placed on the counter ready to receive the hot water.
She screamed as she noticed the cake inside her stove - not just any cake,
but chocholate cake with peaches and blueberry cream - her favourite..." |
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Day90: 487
Day87: 697
Day86: 1163
Day85: 1938
Day84: 2768
Day83: 2307
Day82: 2097 |
Once Upon A Cup Of Tea
by Clay Snakespeare
Psychological thriller where
the main character Anna struggles between real life and vacation. Where
to go, and why?
"...very busy. She really
needed to unwind, somewhere - somehow. Her son Robin, just started school
and did very badly, he would need to stay back home to read up. The cats,
would stay home too. She had tried over and over again to make them breed,
unsuccessfully. She thought they made it, but then there must have been
false alarm, no kitten yet and she was about to give up. When she ordered
her vacation the woman on the phone misunderstood her, a quick 3 simdays
stay Far East was confirmed as 7 days, and she wanted to go in a few days
but the airport shuttle was sent off immediately. Anna was too tired to
care, in 30 minutes or in 1 week - what difference would it make? Cats
were asleep, Robin was still in school. She packed her luggage in a hurry,
called a nanny and rushed out to the street as the nanny arrived. Then
the shuttle taxi arrived. She looked back - was this a good idea after
all? She stepped into the car, the second the school bus arrived and her
young son jumped out. She turned and saw him throwing some paper on the
ground - oh no... was he no longer a D student, but a F... her son... had
failed again? Then she heard a weird voice inside her head telling her
that 4 kitten were on their way! How was that possible, could it be true?
Oh... going away for 7 simdays was not a good idea, not now! Well, the
nanny would help out, wouldn't she? Anna looked back, just as the taxi
driver started the engine. The nanny was inside... oh, was that flames...
a kitchen fire? - Noooo, stop the taxi, she shouted, - I need to cancel
this vacation! But it was too late. The taxi driver refused to listen and
the taxi drove off just as a blue car arrived the lot - a social worker.
Anna cried... 7 days in Takemizu Village..." |
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Lucas
Stew-Fraisser is known for his well documented fact books about life in
outer space. He has worked both with business and paranormal, and combining
these fields of knowledge, Lucas Stew-Fraisser brings us groundbreaking
theories as well as facts. |
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Day90: 3139
Day87: 2854 |
Green & Blue
by Lucas Stew-Fraisser
A horror scenario focusing
on known facts about the conflict between the green and blue alien races.
What horror will be executed when these two sets of genes are collected
in one Sim's DNA? Stew-Fraisser is one of the nation's top experts, and
he shares the honest facts by telling the
truth. It's too late to pretend there is no danger - Sim Nation is
about to fall.
"...horror to Sim Nation.
We must stress the fact that we do not know the consequencies of this mix
between green and blue alien genes. The known facts is enough to make us
very worried, it stands clear to us that no matter how bad this gets, we
don't want it! Luckilly, we know about only one living creature who is
a mix of the two races; A still rather young green skinned Sim living in
Simmerville, named 99 Gothier. He is the son of a green father who was
the result of an abduction, and a blue mother who was the granddaughter
of the legendary blue alien Bu Buh, who was captured in Simmerville long
ago and escaped leaving her son Bubo behind. Separated, these two races
are both friendly enough, but they both carry a so called execution gene
that will not be trigged unless it's forced to. We believe that when both
races' execution genes are gathered in the same Sim's DNA, both genes are
triggered and this is the situation we all worry about. The execution gene
will cause a mental effect, this far unknown to Simkind. Imagine a Sim
being told from the Universe that he or she is the only tool to save the
existewnce of it's own race and that all other beings are unwanted. This
specie will be put into a mentally impossible challenge because one green/blue
alien can't possible fight the millions of Sims all over Sim Nation. We
believe the growing frustration can send out a universal signal which will
attract both green and blue aliens, who will arrive to assist the battle
shortly. In short - when 99 Gothier's executive genes are activated the
Sim Nation will be the arena of a battle between the green and blue aliens
- a battle where only one colour can win - and all other Sims will suffer
- or, well... die. We do not know when this might happen, but...". |
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Day90: 578
Day87: 526
Day86: 877
Day85: 975
Day84: 1625
Day83: 1354
Day82: 2257 |
Beyond Space
by Lucas Stew-Fraisser
A combined dictionary and
fiction fact book appealing to all curious Sims out there, from star gazers
to alien hunters. The book sold well when it was first published on simday
64. Here is the 2nd release.
"...galaxy, or in space
in general. Aliens returned to warn us long before the TS2 revolution.
The reports covering the past invasions seem to be lost, but everyone who
lived there and then - when these events took place, have naturally either
told their descendants, or written it down. The way they experienced it.
The way they felt about it. The way we honestly can not understand because
we were never there. Given the reason why we can never doubt their experiences
- because we were not there! Aliens left a package, a warning and a prophecy.
These facts have survived..." |
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Juston
Snakespeare is known for several titles all centring about gossips, as
well as his own gossips column on Simmerville web. His first title "Macaroni
Gossips" was published at 33, had bad reviews and sold poorly. The top
title is the biography for his dead mother, Lisa Snakespeare, "All about
my VIP Mum", published on simday 13. |
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Day90: 3600 |
Filthy Secrets
by Juston Snakespeare
Filthy secrets or dirty socks?
Superstars have both! Join me as I unvail their inner, hidden secrets that
nobody was ever meant to find!
"... nobody was ever supposed
to know. He tricked his mistress and fooled us all. The laundry proved
it all to be mistaken, by default, simply by the way I found his dirty
clothes. I borrowed the laundry, spent weeks on investigating it, and I
found strong indications to support my suspicion; the socks were missing!
The soap superstar himself knew nothing, not untill I served these juicy
facts to the readers of my super top selling book. But there was even more!
Whatever he... |
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Day90: 927
Day87: 1159
Day86: 1933
Day85: 2148
Day84: 3579 |
Superstars in Pain
by Juston Snakespeare
They entertain us from movies,
concerts and magazines - but how about their pain? Superstars get wounded
too, from broken hearts, cheating lovers, fans throwing tomatoes or eggs,
and even media not always telling the truth. This is the truth - about
the not som true truth.
"... swim suit. It was
simply too small, because she had gained weight over the Winter. But she
was too proud to admit the facts, insisted on wearing the same old swim
suit, and her agent concludes that this might have been the reason why
Linda Glossy's next movie flopped completely. A superstar not realizing
that her body is no longer a perfect view deserves nothing less than failure.
She lived in pain for months, then the Autumn allowed her to wrap up her
body again, and this event was toned down. But forgotten - oh no! Ms. Glossy
will never again reach the top. Another superstar in pain is Simona Rose.
She simply adored her little club The Rose, but it was a rental matter
and she was forced to let go. Local stars still hang out at The Rose, but
without a star hostess, it's simply just not the same. I imagine Simona
Rose could not even walk New Simmer Lane without bursting into tears, but
unfortunately she resided the same street, which must have caused daily
events of crying. She must have hidden this well, because there exist no
photos of her crying. But I know better than non-existing photos! ..." |
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Day90: 1296
Day87: 1179
Day86: 1966
Day85: 1638
Day84: 2046
Day83: 2558
Day82: 2842 |
Winter Gossips
by Juston Snakespeare
Everything you would like
to know about SimNation's jet set and other celebrities - and maybe some
facts you didn't even know you didn't know. Snakespeare shares generously
as he small talks about all his sneaky operations as a superstar spy.
"... spent my week on
the beach to spy on Carla Niven. I wanted to see how many different swim
outfits she would use during the weekend, and if you wonder that too, the
correct answer is 7, not counting her nudity. She never noticed me, and
I was not surprised because I was well disguised as a penguin. But I know
more - like how many drinks Daniel Oognata had on the day he married? Don't
you think a Sim should stay sober on his wedding day? Is it a pretty sight
if a groom crawls half drunk up to the waiting bride, to get married -
like, is that what is on offer? Well, if you wonder how many drinks, the
answer is zero. I was disappointed too, but at least they got married,
unlike someone else..." |
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Day90: 1613
Day87: 1793
Day86: 2562
Day85: 3202
Day84: 2911
Day83: 2646
Day82: 3307 |
All About My VIP Mum
by Juston Snakespeare
Who was she really, the VIP
reporter of the past, Lisa Snakespeare. In this illustrated book, her son,
Juston Snakespeare tells us the true story. How his mum was his hero until
she died of old age. When she swings her poisoned pen reporting all the
stars, the reader almost forgets that this woman rented a very tiny shed
on Simmerville's poor quarter.
"...some blue, some grey
and even some pink. The table cloths shaped a beautiful dress, like if
fashion started its career at 3 Test Lane. Mum crashed into the door when
she forgot to wear her extremely strong glasses, and every time she was
grateful she didn't wear her glasses, because if she had they would have
been totally smashed. Bringing her fresh secret notes with her, just taken
from that phone call - the table cloth dress, a nifty hat and a bag filled
with accessories like ropes, nails, hammer, camera, spectacles and a few
cans of dried food in case she would be trapped somewhere while hiding
for a victim - she walked out the front door..." |
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Day90: 1242
Day87: 1380
Day86: 2300
Day85: 1916
Day84: 2129
Day83: 2661
Day82: 2419 |
Are They - Am I?
by Juston Snakespeare
The author asks existential
questions, who is the real superstar; the actor, the audience or the celebrity
journalist? First release was sold out in one week, so this is the 2nd
publishing.
"...thinking they are
better than us? We shall turn the table, once and for all. Actresses, models,
sporting superstars, the celebrities, kings and trolls - we all belong
in the category! But it takes something extra to have the x-factor. The
factor that makes other Sims go Awwwww. And Yaaaay. I'll use myself as
an example, meeting me on the street will not change your attitude to life,
or make your day any better. Maybe you recognize me for someone I'm not.
Maybe you think - ah, that hunky stud gotta be some Sim Nation wide famous
superstar, I better get his autograph! Or something along those lines!
I would not correct you, but sign your filthy piece of paper, and watch
you walk away with a happy smile on your face. See? I got the x-factor.
You don't. But do they? Can all the real superstars actually compare to
me? I hear you shout noooo, and well, if you insist, I must..." |
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Day90: 727
Day87: 909
Day86: 827
Day85: 689
Day84: 626
Day83: 1044
Day82: 1740 |
Macaroni Gossip
by Juston Snakespeare
Who eats macaroni, who steal
lovers, who wear glitter and glamour, and what is the latest gossips? This
book would deserved better critics, especially now that the gossips can
be proven right or wrong.
"...she dates everyone
she can find, if they have some fame, or well... I think ... no, forget
about that. (Note to self: check if she is dead already).
Next up is Ms. Lorrina
Quist. She is the actress who fell off stage, and what a tricky way to
face the front pages - falling into the lap of the highness Prince Victor!
Well.. I wasn't there, but I heard they left the theatre together, and
I wouldn't be surprised if they made out in his car! Or maybe they didn't.
Who cares? I mean, Ms. Quist never returned to the limelight anyway.
Next up is Carla Niven,
she was observed drinking champaign while waiting for a taxi! After seeing
her doctor at the hospital! I wonder why she was bringing a champaign glass
in the first place, was she celebrating pregnancy? Or maybe I should tell
a secret - she actually..." |
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